If this ever happens, I am officially losing all hope in humanity and may god have mercy on us all... Ewe Boll must die lol. Then again I could see some of them as these roles, you know Michael Jackson as a priest is no suprise and Samuel L Jackson as the minority partyless Dragoon, oh of course :p
Just in case you do not realize this, this is made up and will never happen. At least I Hope not...