My left nut dropped finally the other day...
I like melted cheese rubbed all over my body...
Suran's mouth runs like the Mojave Desert rivers, a lot of hot air but no water...
Anyone else strange like me and scratches their ass then sniffs their finger?
Words only do so much, but polaroids of your mother naked go a long way in blackmailing someone...
You get the jist I hope by now, what are the strangest things that cross your mind but too scared to say?